A pudgy middle-aged guy approaches and asks, “Is this your first-time within the town?” We nod.

A pudgy middle-aged guy approaches and asks, “Is this your first-time within the town?” We nod. “I’ll give you a tour,” he says. “Where have you been from?” We make sure he understands the usa. “And you?” “I reside here when you look at the town and just work at the bar over here.” I […]